Funny DoTA hero quotes!

And again..this post goes to all DoTA fans out there..

So..right. Most people think DoTA is a seriously serious strategy game, requiring all the wits and smarts you can muster...causing you to disable your laughing ability and eventually producing an uncanny facial expression throughout the game..like this:-

- gambar hiasan (okay, this is juz same random pic so i cud make my point;p)



Neway.
..after reading this post I assure you..your paradigm on DoTA shall never be the same again..MUAHAHAHA:)
Awww...cmon..we do need laughter while playing DoTA don't we..:)

I was playin a game yesterday..and I used Nevermore. Out of boredom I clicked on him several times while waiting for the creeps to spawn...and i found out some hidden quotes, sumting Nevermore never said before.. and it was so unbelievably funny! (unbelievable, for something funny to be said by a creature as scary-looking as that..) Here's what he said:-

NEVERMORE - THE SHADOW FIEND
"*trit trit triiiiiiiit!*(phone rings) WHAT? Urgh! For the LAST time, I'm a DREAD LORD, not a DRUG LORD!!"
"If I have wings....why...am I always walking?'

Hahaha...Imagine Nevermore saying sumting like that.. It suddenly makes the gameplay much funnier.. I guess that only happens if u click on them many times eh:)
I was curious about the other heroes, so I tried this trick on some others..

And heres what I got(only the ones that I think are funny..):-

ZEUS - LORD OF OLYMPIA
"You wanna get em' UNDEAD? Lemme tell you how ta get em' Undead. Their men pulls out a knife, and your men pulls out a gun. They send your men to the HORSPITAL and you send their men to the morgue. Thats how you get em' Undead." (I had to click him several times to get da whole phrase..haha)


SVEN - THE ROGUE KNIGHT
"Darkness...needs to get ADSL. This line is ALWAYS busy!"
"The Legion..needs a better DENTAL plan. These FANGS are killing me!"
"Dreadlords....do it in the dark...hahaha"
-Sven?ADSL? Hahahahahaha..-

AGGRON STONEBREAKER - OGRE MAGI
"I'm with stupid..me too!" "*Burps* He did it...NO! HE DID IT!!"
"*Loud fart* ehehehehehe...." "SO ANGRYYYYYY....so hungry........"

-cute pair, these two...-

RAIGOR STONEHOOF - EARTHSHAKER
"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"
" *Sound of glass breaking* 'Sorry.' "
"Got milk?"


LINA INVERSE - SLAYER
"Click me baby, one more time."
"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
"For the end-of-the-world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."

TRAXEX - DROW RANGER
"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like; 'Ugh whats that smell', and I was like; 'Oh sorry its me', and then they said they didnt think I would be able to fit in with the other employees cause they were living and you know I'm dead so I wouldn't be a team player, but then I said I could work 24 hours and they said;
'Allright, you can work the graveyard shift'." (damn hard to get this one..)

MAGINA - ANTIMAGE (this is one funny fella)
"Demon blood is thicker than .. er... regular .. blood."
"You will perish in flames *coughs*, I'm sorry."
"Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed him. I tried to star 69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: 'PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS',
but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

NORTROM - SILENCER
"I smell magic in the air....or maybe barbecue"
"Yeah, you can get a nickle for boosting starfall, but jacking heals at ten day stints in county, now lifting fairy fire, they just let you go for that, its not even worth the paperwork, but reincarnate, man.. that WILL get you life." (what the hell?)

BALANAR - NIGHT STALKER
"I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of ... what were we talking about?"
"Dont worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never excercised."
" *torture sounds* "And that concludes our demonstration, any questions?"
(He's one cynical guy eh..)

ANUB'ARAK - NERUBIAN ASSASIAN
"And they say, blizzard games dont have bugs.."
"I'm the fifth of The Beatles.."



SLARDAR - SLYTHERIN GUARD
"In the depths, no one can hear you scream..er..well they can, but its really muffled.."
"I think I have swimmers ear.."
"This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools!"
"No sink shall be safe from world domination!"

KEL'THUZAD - THE LICH KING
"The cult of the damned...I need to print more brochures.."
"I always wanted to start my own religion, so I did!"
"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult??"
" Urgggghhhh... this horn thing on my head is killing me..."

Phew..These are only some of the heroes I've ever used..haven't tried everyone yet.. But I'm sure there are more surprises out there in the DoTA world to be discovered:)

Tell me if there are some more funny ones:) Or even better...PM me*winks*
DoTAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!